Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 19, 2003
Transcript:
"What a day." "First I get in trouble for not taking a quiz seriously. Then I get in trouble for not taking a fire drill seriously." "Oh, well, you know what they say: Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you." "Do they say anything like 'don't tease bears'?" "I prefer aphorisms that don't imply responsibility."
That’s Caulfield, in a nutshell.