Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 07, 2004
Transcript:
"I mushed up my sandwich and Grant's carrots and Jack's cheez doodles." "Then I mixed it up with Jillian's milk and Cassidy's apple juice!" "You know, even the plastic fake throw-up you get in the store isn't really that funny." "I thought homemade was always in good taste."
Homemade fake? Oxymoron.