Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 16, 2004
May 15, 2004
May 17, 2004
Transcript:
Caulfield: Ever notice how grapes feel kind of like eyeballs? girl: Caulfield! Ewww! Caulfield: Can I have your grapes, then? girl: How can you do that? Caulfield: Boys aren't squeamish like girls. girl: Oh, yeah? Well, your cheezy weezies look like- Caulfield: YUCK!EEEYOOOO! YUCK! ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK! PLEAH! PTOO! AAAAAUGH! girl: Nice display, girlie boy. You've never even seen toad food. Caulfield: Oh, I thought you said tofu.
Of course, girls are more squeamish than boys as a rule. That’s why we fight the wars…….(from a Vietnam Vet!) And, btw, in the last panel she told you what she said. “TOAD FOOD”!