Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 17, 2004
Transcript:
Frazz: From New York Times to network news to some dude's Macintosh, the folks who would enlighten us instead air dirty wash. I find it rude, insulting, pompous, cynical, and scary when rants and screeds (like this, I guess) are billed as commentary. Extremes are easy; grays are hard and thought takes precious time. The means are trumped by ends as debate by mud and slime. As if ax storied melting pot's inherent chemistry is second to the physics of intense polarity. As blowhard push our buttons, pull or strings and watch us fight, I'm mad because they think we're dumb and sad they might be right. Caulfield: Like anyone's going to record that, you crazy Welshman.
Why don’t you have Frazz write something resembling a song, rather than atrocious poetry? And yes, I could do much better.