Transcript:
"I couldn't finish my lunch today, so I buried it."
"Buried what?"
"My tuna sandwich. In Mrs. Olsen's desk drawer. Until spring."
"Squirrels have much to teach us."
"Like they have a lifespan of nine years."
"Hey! I'll be nine next spring!"
According to statistics you could have reached 90 if not for the attempt at a Darwin Award at the age of eight and a half.