Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 29, 2004
October 28, 2004
October 30, 2004
Transcript:
"So, for Halloween, you're the celebrated jumping from of Calaveras County." "Can't jump." "That's a premise. Where's the costume?" "Why couldn't Smiley's frog jump?" "You did NOT eat five pounds of buckshot." "Of course not. M & Ms." "You ate five pounds of M & Ms?" "Curiously everybody else seems to be bouncing around."
That’s what I don’t get. That Asian kid eats all those hotdogs. If you stacked all of them up and then measured him from side to side, front to back, neck to nuts, there isn’t enough space for them all.
And, before you mention the shrinkage of eating them, let me remind you of all the internal organs…….a wash!!!