Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 18, 2004
Transcript:
"The trouble with novels is that they end on the last page." "Um. Ok." "When you can see how many pages are left, it gets in the way of suspense." "For my first novel, I'm going to put a hundred or so pages of incomprehensible gobbledygook at the end." "You could make the whole thing incomprehensible and be called a genius." "Let's leave Thomas Pynchon out of this."
Or like many Kindle books now, add pages of stuff and ads and previews, to confuse your readers who, at 80% are almost done with your book.