Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 28, 2005
May 27, 2005
May 29, 2005
Transcript:
"If I were Mr. Hacker, I'd at least get out and walk once in a while." "No, you wouldn't." "If you were Mr. Hacker, you'd watch football reruns and get orange Cheez Crispeez dust on your shirt." "If Mr. Hacker were you, he'd at least get out and walk." "If I had a mind like yours, I bet I'd get better grades." "Are you listening at all?"
Walking hurts when you have bad knees. Swimming would be a better idea.