Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 10, 2005
Transcript:
Children: "One, two, velcro my shoe. Three, f..." Mr. Spaetzle: Velcro? Frazz: Okay, that's cute. Mr. Spaetzle: Velcro? Frazz: Well, yeah. Who wears shoes with buckles anymore? Mr. Spaetzle: That's just it. I feel like a geezer. Frazz: Hey, time flies. Things change. Dread it if you must. But don't force a good word in a good poem to do the dirty work. Mr. Spaezle: Sigh. "I grow old, I grow old. I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled." boy: Trousers?
Wait until he learns about slacks!