Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 26, 2006
Transcript:
Caulfield: Obituaries hardly ever tell you how that person died. You'd think that would be relevant. A violent accident? A grisly murder? A cruel disease? Infested? Infected? Ingested? Rejected? Frazz: I see the birth announcements don't go into detail, either. Caulfield: Duh. That would be gross.
Tombstones are similarly uninformative.