Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 05, 2007

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FRAZZ BY JEF MALLETT STUDENT DRIVER Mr. Ahrens: Are you Mr. Burke? Mr. Burke: Pleased to meet you, Mr... Mr. Ahrens: Ahrens. Mr. Burke: Ah! Mr. Ahrens whose son was in my class. Mr. Ahrens: Whose son signed up to learn driving but got a big load of rules, manners, and caution instead. Whose son was obsessed with automotive freedom but now just thinks about insurance and gas prices. Whose son now believes it's less hassle to walk than go car shopping with his old man. I'm THAT Mr. Ahrens. Mr. Burke: OBOY. Frazz: Most people lose weight over the summer. Mr. Burke: Most people aren't constantly getting gift certificates to nice restaurants from their students' parents.