Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 30, 2008
Transcript:
Caulfield: Mr. Spaetzle said he could let me out of detention early for good behavior. But if I do behave...it implies that I can behave. Which implies that what landed me here was not a simple blunder, but a willful disregard for civilized conduct. Thus making me less deserving of a pardon. Frazz: Leaving my sartre book in here might have been a blunder. Caulfield: So I think I'll photocopy my butt.
Frazz’s eyes I can handle, but Caulfield’s look like fiery red entryways to the depths of hell, and are a bit too much for me.