Transcript:
Frazz says, "Uh, no. I don't have a pitchfork." Caulfield says, "How can you not have a pitchfork?" Caulfield says, "What if I have to run someone off?" Frazz says, "The peasant mobs provide them when you join." Caulfield says, "I doubt that's true."
I am more of a torch guy myself.