Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 15, 2011
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen says, "Did Frazz give you those yesterday?" Miss Plainwell says, "No. Today." Mrs. Olsen says, "I bet he forgot yesterday was Valentine's Day!" Miss Plainwell says, "I bet he loves the other 364 days." Mrs. Olsen says, "I bet roses are $20 off at Bloomers." Miss Plainwell says, "I bet the coffee slinger next door got a $20 tip."
Why is Mrs. Olsen being cynical? She can’t win.