Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 18, 2011
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August 19, 2011
Transcript:
Coach Hacker: Frazz knew I was paying you to do my songwriting homework and he let me keep doing it? Caulfield: Busted. Coach Hacker: That's dishonest! Caulfield: Oh, and you're like the pope, here. Coach Hacker: You're right. Nobody comes out looking too good. Caulfield: I got $120 to get better at writing.
Whoa! Caulfield is a lucky kid
To make that kind of money.
Just how much dough per hour did
he get for being funny?
When I turn out that kind of stuff,
It hardly takes a minute.
This one may sound a little rough,
But there’s no motive in it.
You oughta see what I could do
For a hundred twenty bucks!
At Caulfield’s rate for an hour or two
There’s far less chance it sucks.