Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 20, 2012
Transcript:
Mr. Burke: For tomorrow: write a profile of Ivan Agenda. girl: Who's he? Mr. Burke: He writes political ads. boy: The library won't have anything on him! Mr. Burke: Well, it will never be more appropriate to make stuff up. Frazz: Cynical. Mr. Burke: I believe in teaching creative writing creatively.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Ima Lyre is a political commentator they should get to know as well. Very prolific.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Pschearer I thanked you yesterday… but you probably won’t see this either.
celeconecca over 12 years ago
bravo!
zoidknight over 12 years ago
Most libraries in public school are at least 20 years behind the times and the books chosen for political correctness. So of course the library would not have anything.
wwh85cp over 12 years ago
As a librarian, I have to say, “Thank you, Jef!”
rshive over 12 years ago
Ivan lives right down the street from John Q. Public.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Wow, a paper where I could make everything up…I could do this…
eja over 12 years ago
Don’t forget Ivan’s cousin Iona Condominium
pam Miner over 12 years ago
that’s a clever teacher.
colcam over 12 years ago
I might have to use a variant of this assignment.
dv-chris over 12 years ago
There’s lots of “clean” author names…“Cliff tragedy” by Eileen Dover“Feeding your Dog” by Nora Bone“Basic Maths” by Adam Upp“Breakfast ideas” by Chris P BaconGoogle “Elieen Dover” & you’ll find a whole heap of them.
Varnes over 12 years ago
dv-chris, you have performed a valuable public service….A thousand thank yous, sir!