Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 31, 2012
Transcript:
COFFEE JOINT Caulfield: You look excited. Frazz: You know what tomorrow is, right? Caulfield: April Fools' Day. VILLAGE BIKE Frazz: It's the Tour of Flanders! Voice: 158 punishing miles of relentless, steep cobblestone hills at full gas! Caulfield: I stand by my use of "fools." Frazz: Usually the dreadful weather takes their minds off the pain.
BTW, has anybody else here been a substitute teacher on April Fools Day? You’d think middle school would be the worst, right? Nope, 3rd grade. I was tricked by two kitten-cute little girls . One chatted me up, I can’t remember what she was asking, while the other snuck behind me and put a string of yarn around my leg and the leg of my chair and tied it loosely…of course, when I walked, the chair dragged along with me…I was really impressed….