Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 05, 2012
October 04, 2012
October 06, 2012
Transcript:
Boy: I wish I owned a car. Frazz: Right now? Boy: Then I'd have an excuse for being late to school. Frazz: Wouldn't a car get you here faster? Boy: Not any car I could own right now.
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Marx Brothers: Chico: I`ll send my chauffer to pick you up. Groucho: Oh you have a chauffer?What kind of a car do you have? Chico: Oh, I no gotta car. Groucho: You have a chauffer but you don`t have a car? Chico: Well, I couldn`t afford both so I got rid of the car. Groucho:Well that shows how much I know, I would`ve kept the car and got rid of the chauffer. Chico: At`s a no good, I need the chauffer to take me to work in the morning. Groucho:Well if you don`t have a car, how does he take you to work? Chico: at`s a okay,I no gotta job.
