Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 04, 2012

Lots of kids have test freeze.

Well, I’m not mizzen this call….{ Salutes!}(I love that Frazz is swabbing the deck!)

Bet this is gunwale (“gunn’l” , you landbubbers!) inspire a hull lot of ….well…. this stuff.C’mon…. toss us a few more lines…Why knot?

BTW, has the school banned gangs?Because I wouldn’t want to encounter a fleet of brigantines.

That one sailed right over my head. I must bow to superior puns, lest I drown in galleons of bad ones. That said, now I’m just trawling for more. I’ll sloop off now.

Susan, I’m sure all the fo’c’sle follow your lead. : )

Then again, maybe not. Being frigateful means losing track of a whole shipload of facts.

oh, cheer up. if school doesn’t work out you can always be a school janitor

Frazz is swabbing the deck?

I’d heard that before the steam engine, vacations were cheaper. It seems back then everything was on sail. And, the ships used to hire police to guard the lifeboats. Yes, they were row boat cops.

Which vegetable is never taken on cruise liners? Why, the leek, of course.

I can’t think of any more puns, canoe?Schooner or later, these horrible puns will stop. Fortunately, it’s now.

OK Pastis, ball’s in your court now.

You gonna be nice about it, or nauti-cal?

Oh and, Arianne wins the Internets. Fo’c’sle!

Sharuniboy….

Lousy puns???

Why I oar-ta deck you for that!

Luckily, though, I can just wave it off…It’s a free inter-net…Whatever floats your boat.

And yeah… great job, Arianne!And Melvin and Dora…and whoever I accidentally left out….my memory sinks.

I feel a little dinghy for reading these comments.

I didn’t ketch this.

Puns, some is good, more is better and too much is just right. Best replies ever.

Oh, so many luffly jibes!Lagan again with such poop, and we’ll ketch ye in a trice and give ye a stern chock in the bollards!

http://phrontistery.info/nautical.html..A great site for word lists.