Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 09, 2012
Transcript:
Frazz: You think it's gone but you haven't lost it at all. Miss Plainwell: It doesn't just vanish? Frazz: I believe it reappears somewhere else. Mrs. Olsen: Get ready to deal with it, kiddo: same old pantsuit, different fit. Miss Plainwell: If you forget a song idea get ready for...wait..What? Mrs. Olsen: I thought you were talking about weight. Frazz: Hold on. How did that go again? Miss Plainwell: Same old pantsuit, different fit. Mrs. Olsen: Write it down before you lose it. And I want royalties.
“Same old pantsuit different fit…”Not a real top 40 hit…A country song could maybe use it…“Gained ten pounds and couldn’t lose it…I lose keys so fast it’s funny, I’ve lost boyfriends, I’ve lost moneyNothing sticks around for long…except my hips..” well there’s your song…