Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 09, 2012
December 08, 2012
December 10, 2012
Transcript:
Frazz: You think it's gone but you haven't lost it at all. Miss Plainwell: It doesn't just vanish? Frazz: I believe it reappears somewhere else. Mrs. Olsen: Get ready to deal with it, kiddo: same old pantsuit, different fit. Miss Plainwell: If you forget a song idea get ready for...wait..What? Mrs. Olsen: I thought you were talking about weight. Frazz: Hold on. How did that go again? Miss Plainwell: Same old pantsuit, different fit. Mrs. Olsen: Write it down before you lose it. And I want royalties.
uncledad_99 almost 12 years ago
I think that applies to our present politicians
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
“Same old pantsuit different fit…”Not a real top 40 hit…A country song could maybe use it…“Gained ten pounds and couldn’t lose it…I lose keys so fast it’s funny, I’ve lost boyfriends, I’ve lost moneyNothing sticks around for long…except my hips..” well there’s your song…
Defective Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I wear the same sized pants that I wore 25 years ago. You know what I’ve discovered? People gain weight because they don’t know any better, and don’t really care. I’ve yet to meet ANYONE that couldn’t lose weight through diet and exercise, but that’s too much for most people.
rollerposter almost 12 years ago
To lose weight I will stop at nothing, short of diet and exercise.
cabalonrye almost 12 years ago
@SusanSunshine – that’s amazing, I could also hear the idea of music behind it. Thanks for the laugh, I’m trying to find a tune to hum it to myself.
puddleglum1066 almost 12 years ago
Conservation of Mass is a fundamental law of nature. If mass disappears from one place, it reappears somewhere else. In the Frazz universe, if it disappears from Jane Plainwell, it apparently reappears on Mrs. Olsen.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
why do women wear pantsuits?
AnalogGenius almost 12 years ago
Same church, different pew.
water_moon almost 12 years ago
I had a good friend who just couldn’t loose weight, her hormones were out of wack and the docs gave her dozens of differn med mixes, then they finally did and MRI and found a brain toumor. They removed it and in 8 months she lost 60 lbs. O/c she also lost her sense of smell. But there really are peopel who CAN NOT lose weight “with diet.”.Exercise on the other hand has been shown time and again to result in greater calorie consumption, but hey, you’re already ignoring medicince so why not ignore it some more?
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
I lost 45 pounds in one month. All it took was a bout with bone cancer.