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Boy: They say it's always 5 o'clock somewhere. So I guess I shouldn't be surprised that there are 5 o'clock shadows in some strange somewheres. Coach Hacker: Itchy! Time to shave my back again! Mrs. Olsen: Imagine that itching under support hose.
The thought of the overweight gym teacher manscapping made me laugh more than the dialog. It always amazes me the trouble some people will go to even though they are gilding a lily that either died ages ago or never bloomed.