Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: Caulfield, do you have a book report for me?
Caulfield: Better! I have this for you.
Frazz: Seriously? Grade the synopsis today, get a free interpretation tomorrow?
Caulfield: Her skepticism fades in the face of a good coupon.
That would be a good motivational tool, actually. Give him the coupon, make him do extra work…