Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 15, 2014
November 14, 2014
November 16, 2014
Transcript:
Girl: I hope coach Hacker gets a deer this year. I wish he'd shot a deer last year. A very specific deer. Frazz: Did your dad hit it or did your mom? Girl: Mom. She's fine, but I hate the new car.
I was riding a bike in the Hill County west of Austin, TX, one day. As I was going up a steep hill, I saw broken glass strewn up the road. After a couple minutes, there was a red smear in the middle of the lane. A few minutes more, I reached the back half of a deer lying at the side of the road. Finally, I got to the car. The front end was completely smashed in, and the front half of the deer was lying in the passenger seat. The driver was sitting on the ground next to the wreck, picking broken windshield glass out of his hair.Wish I’d had a GoPro camera back then.