Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 14, 2014

Transcript:

Mrs. Olsen: Over the weekend, I need you to memorize the events leading up to...yes, Caulfield? Caulfield: I remember last winter. I remember snow. I remember early snow. I remember frequent snow. I remember record-breaking snow. I remember snow that never melted. And I remember regretting squandering my last nice weekend on homework. Mrs. Olsen: Oh, my. Well, then. History can wait. Frazz: Isn't it supposed to sleet? Caulfield: My hob was to memorize the past. It's up to her to fact-check the near future.