Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 21, 2014
December 20, 2014
December 22, 2014
Transcript:
Caulfield: First they get us all hopped up on sugary Christmas cookies. Then they tell us to behave because Santa Claus is watching. I don't know which is more troubling: That I'm being set up to fail, or the concept of some orwellian spy elf. Frazz: You can't be too troubled if you're openly dissing big Claus. Caulfield: It's December 21. The sled is already loaded.
It’s not Santa that weirds me out – it’s that frakkin’ Elf on the Shelf spying on us.