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Frazz: Is your Christmas tree down now?
Caulfield: Yup. And half my toys are broken. But all the empty boxes are still out and the cat is just impossibly happy.
Frazz: Cats have much to teach us.
Caulfield: You'll recall I named her Sensei.
You can’t ever actually own a cat. You can feed it two or three times a day … and it might tolerate you. But you can’t own a cat.