Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 25, 2015
January 24, 2015
January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Girl: Take a $1.99 lanyard I bought at office acres... Slide a color picture of me into the plastic sleeve... Instant employee I.D.! Access to anywhere! Frazz: Hmm. Girl: Except I'm having authenticity issues with my mug shot. Frazz: You don't usually see them in crayon. Girl: You don't usually see them this flattering.
I have to wear one of these at work. I’m in aircraft maintenance, and I believe these stupid things present a possible choking hazard. Everyone ends up tucking them under their shirt so they don’t dangle in the way, so what good are they?