Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 05, 2015
July 04, 2015
July 06, 2015
Transcript:
Caulfield: Did you know: Before the first Independence Day, there were no fireworks? I mean, there were, but they weren't called "fireworks," until 1777, they were called "rockets". Frazz: Well, that's mighty useful. Caulfield: I'm here to help. Frazz: What did they call those people who light them off all night, every night, for half the summer? Caulfield: I bet it would've been "dorks" then, too.
Dorks it too nice. I don’t mind the fireworks all around the neighborhood for a night or two if the people setting them off are responsible, but the carelessness for other people’s property and setting off M80’s all day long for a month is ridiculous.