Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 29, 2016

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    Your stomach will always be ooshy.

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    CanuckAmuck  over 8 years ago

    I don’t get it. There must be some subtle connection between public speaking – an extremely common fear – and running a marathon which eludes me.

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    Sportymonk  over 8 years ago

    When your don’t have anxiety over a presentation, then you need to worry.

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 8 years ago

    For common public speaking, yes.I’ve been doing volunteer teaching for a boating safety class for 20 years. The butterflies worried me for a while.Now I realize that if I loose the butterflies, I’ve lost my edge.I still get them, but now it’s reassuring.

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    pumaman  over 8 years ago

    Yeah, that’s a lame comparison. People are nervous before a marathon, but they aren’t hiding in the portas. And you are going to relieve yourself the same whether you’re nervous or not.

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    jamesbachreeves  over 8 years ago

    Join Toastmasters!

    https://www.toastmasters.org/

    You’ll learn how to make your butterflies fly in formation.

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    Tycho_MX  over 8 years ago

    It’s only a lame comparison if you can’t relate. I get awful pre-race jitters and they involve many visits to the potties. I don’t get much of public-speaking anxiety. Your triggers may vary :)

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 8 years ago

    AgewalkerRan my first marathon in 1976. Ran my first Boston 21 years later. I get the connection.jamesbachreevesWith precision aerobatics?

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer  over 8 years ago

    sorry nope

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    cindyorch  over 8 years ago

    to steal a line from Bob the Squirrel….I’ve got butterflies in my stomach..I’m worried because I don’t remember swallowing any caterpillars.

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    Marathon Zack  over 8 years ago

    As a marathoner, I do get the connection. Just as you will always be nervous before a marathon, no matter how many you do, you will always be nervous before public speaking, no matter how many times you do it. The port-a-potties reference is due to the fact the bodies natural reaction to being nervous is to have to go to the bathroom and/or having an upset stomach. And upset stomachs tend to make you have to go to the bathroom as well.

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    Scott S  over 8 years ago

    With an average of 30,000 runners & another 500,000 spectators that number seems woefully inadequate!

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  over 8 years ago

    Do a little research — some of the biggest/most popular radio stars of the 30s and 40s suffered from horrendous stage fright. Gracie Allen was one of them.

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Hard to compare the Boston Marathon to public speaking.

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    rekam Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Right! As my communications instructing hubby said on his pamphlet “Don’t kill the butterflies!”

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