Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 08, 2016
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: That does it. My idiot neighbors' fireworks broke my best garden gnome. Frazz: Uh-oh. Mrs. Olsen: I'm hauling out my... Frazz: NO! Mrs. Olsen: Sewing machine. Wizard: What are the odds they'll be scared by the ghost of busteddorff? What are the odds people who have been shooting off fireworks for five days have been drinking five days?
My wife, the pathological knitter, accepts that challenge with an army of knitted bears!!