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Caulfield: Grumpy guy who obsessively waters the lawn...That he complains about mowing......is in luck. I just don't know if it's good luck or bad luck.
Frazz: If he's one of those types who's not happy unless he's unhappy, it's a wash. (Wash!)
Ever notice how lawns are never really green by watering only? But a quick soaking rain w/ fixed nitrogen—like from lightening, etc. Poof. Green to the max.