Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 29, 2016
Transcript:
Boy: I want to change my name. Frazz: A common phase. It'll pass. Boy: Of course it will pass. I only need to be somebody else until Mr. Burke hands back our science quiz. Frazz: Oh, like a witness protection program for people who didn't do their homework.
The old college joke: the professor calls time on the test. One student continues writing for another ten minutes. When he approaches to turn in his test, the prof tells him he failed due to breaking the rules. The student asks the prof if he knows who he is, to which the arrogant prof laughs no. The student then slips his test halfway through the stack of test papers and walks away.