Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 02, 2017

“If people don’t want to go, you can’t stop them.” You could look it up.

With this strip, “You can observe a lot just by watching” (YB).

Frazz is trying to teach Caulfield…..“If you don’t know where you’re going, you wind up someplace else.” (YB)

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” Obvious choice here.

Problem is Yogi’s comments is that they actually made sense.

Was it Yogi that said " Hey Boo-Boo, let’s go steal us a pickinic basket. " ?

Thank you, STAIRSTEPPUBLISHING! I was just realizing that the comments made sense to me. Glad to know I’m not the only one!

“I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”

Or was it left arm?

X-rays of Berra’s head showed nothing.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. Yogi Berra

Where I live a lot of people take off for warmer climates at this time of year, so I really did almost have a huge 50m pool all to myself this morning.

sandpiper75

My wife is the greatest “talking woman” (female straight man) not in the business. I was driving along and saw a nice heavy-duty table fork at a stop sign. I opened the door, leaned down and picked up. When I got home, she asked about the fork. You can deduce the rest.

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Stanley Marcus (of Nieman-Marcus) once described Berri as “a great American philosopher who also played a little baseball.” His sayings do make sense and serve as something of a koan to make one think.

“The hardest thing to predict is the future.” (YB)

Thank YOU, Mr. BigPuma for letting us, the fools that actually buy into the worth of this strip, how awful it actually is. If only we, the unwashed masses were as erudite and world weary as you, Patrone.

“It’s deja vu all over again!”

rmbeaty1

The quote was “looking”. Watching is observing, but most people don’t look and are usually oblivious of their surroundings.

I always figured that one got truncated a bit; it should be “nobody who’s anybody goes there any more, it’s too crowded.”