Fortunately, that one demon is an idiot with idiotic plans, and has schemed many times that if I could just reach between the spokes on my front wheel over and over at lightning speed and let the air out of my front tire, my problems would be solved. That’s the bike equivalent of sneaking onto a bus you don’t ride so you can leave your homework on the bus instead of just finishing your homework. Which is so illogical it never gets put into action, other than to get switched around for use in a comic strip. So it’s not all bad. Take THAT, demon.
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Fortunately, that one demon is an idiot with idiotic plans, and has schemed many times that if I could just reach between the spokes on my front wheel over and over at lightning speed and let the air out of my front tire, my problems would be solved. That’s the bike equivalent of sneaking onto a bus you don’t ride so you can leave your homework on the bus instead of just finishing your homework. Which is so illogical it never gets put into action, other than to get switched around for use in a comic strip. So it’s not all bad. Take THAT, demon.