Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 05, 2021

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    evilsofa  over 3 years ago

    The kid was squicked out about the thought of drinking somebody else’s spit, not about what else was in the bottle. Backwash happens.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    The best one I’ve ever seen was the guy with the Hersey’s Chocolate Syrup bottle.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    One person’s unique choice is another person’s shrewd strategy.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    His diet cola bottle contains a sloe gin and tonic, shaken not stirred!

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Stout is similar in color to Diet Coke

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    Geophyzz  over 3 years ago

    It would be interesting to see how long you could use a mickey of whiskey as a water bottle; and whether the arresting officer would believe you.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Yeah. Frazz knows Harris is too smart to drink diet anything. Wasted money. Unhealthy in some ways. But a paean to persistent high-dollar advertising budgets.

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    trainnut1956  over 3 years ago

    What the hell is Kombucha anyway? I refuse to partake of any food which I do not know what it is. And I’m pretty sure I just butchered my grammar on that sentence.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What kid in any school would ask the janitor… or anybody…. for a sip out of his personal water or juice bottle?

    Do 10 or 20 kids a day ask to share his drink? Yuck!

    I’d hope that their parents and other adults, including Frazz, are teaching about germs and sanitation, not just relying on disguising a beverage in the wrong bottle.

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    garysmigs  over 3 years ago

    sane people don’t do diet!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Jef Mallett’s Blog Posts

    Frazz17 hrs. · Say what you want about kombucha — not that many people haven’t already — it’s good stuff. And bad stuff. Some of it tastes wonderful, some of it tastes awful, and you can enjoy an endless variety of kombucha while still sticking with kombucha. Any given flavor can be hated by some people and loved by others. It might have health benefits, and it probably has less that some people claim it does, but it’s not likely to hurt you.

    Diet cola, on the other hand, will be studied by future historians as a marvel of marketing. So much of it gets sold, when, as far as I can tell, the world is divided into two types: People who think it tastes awful, and people who convince themselves that it doesn’t.

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