Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 10, 2023

used to lie to myself by believing that I did my best work under pressure. Then I graduated and got a job. Guess what ACTUALLY causes my best work? Yep: Doing it while I’m awake and not under pressure. Astounding what you learn when you get a job.

A nuclear explosion? No, Caulfield, more like the chirp of a very, very, very, very small insect.

Or an excuse?

Touche ma’am.

You’ve met agreeing on a common concept.

They’re b-a-a-a-c-k. School is IN, folks, and we’re off.

I’m with the teacher at the end. I feel that way about a lot of people.

TRUTH!

Miss What’sHerName for the win.

I remember studying parabolas for months every year in math. It was pretty much useless except for all of the rules you encountered trying to solve it. Too often education is based on available teachable matter and not the education of the student.

How can Caulfield harness something that never really existed?