Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 23, 2024

But not many can afford the five golden rings.

Kudos for getting the days correct for the 12 days of Christmas!

Commercialism of Christmas?

Never mind that; what’s the going rate on maids-a-milking?

Today being Yule 3

This year’s cost of Christmas in the song: $209,272.00

Black Friday ever ended, the crash of falling, phony deals would be heard in space.

My brain is a-swimming…

Excess mart? Love it.

My geese are a-swayin…

XS Mart. funny!

Don’t the Twelve Days begin on the 26th, St. Stephen’s Day and end on January 6th, Twelfth Night? Sorry, still on my first coffee . . . later.

And TV ads every few minutes to remind you of it.

I love the 25th day of Black Friday!

I was in XS mart – the suicidal blonds bombarding me was a new sensation

The ones who call Thanksgiving weekend, “Black Friday weekend” need to be hanged, drawn and quartered.

Here in Canada we’re already into week two of Boxing Day sales

Most will have creditcards a-maxedout when them Lords a-leaping are on sale.

Let’s all get into the holiday spirit right up to the holiday itself, when it’ll be time to get into the holiday spirits!