Fred Basset by Alex Graham for September 19, 2010
Transcript:
I'd like the Caesar salad, please, with no dressing and no anchovies! I'll have the roast, well done, with no carrots, just extra peas and lots of gravy! For dessert, we'll both have banana splits, one with one scoop of ice cream and the other with two, strawberry syrup on the one scoop and caramel on the two scoops. Please. Oh! Can we have grated chocolate on both? He has the patience of a saint!
If you’re that picky about your meals, why not just stay home and cook for yourself? The saddest thing is, people that do things like this tend to be the WORST tippers.