Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 20, 2018

AKA the Anal Retentive Cat Burglar.

I need an attack like that.

Break into my house please!

Oh, no! S/He probably left Tidy Pods behind, too!

Better than having your bank account cleaned out.

Take heart, I’ll bet he left a mess in the kitchen.

Lay down and get some sweep.

Some stand-up comic had a bit about breaking into houses and cleaning, just to drive people crazy.

Sheldon Cooper strikes again!

Some people have all the luck.

Entering and decorating.

Anticrimes of Ankh-Morpok

Your mothers have been here.

Eastern European lore includes a type of demon who will eagerly do chores at super speed for you. The trouble is that you have to keep him busy all the time; go too long without a new assignment and he’ll kill you.

I hate it when that happens! I used to know where everything was!