Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 17, 2018

I’ll take one from the green hat and one from the shades. But I’ll pass on the sandwiches.

I would stay at least ten feet behind the guy with the knuckle sandwiches.

And the man behind them all is the Big Enchilada!

She just wants a vanilla chocolate drumstick, hold the nuts.

Can I get the knuckle-sandwich in a one pound size?

What … no Hertz Donuts ?

A word salad would go well in “The Phantom Tollbooth.”