Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 06, 2019

If you see one getting on with a parachute, get off the plane immediately.

It must be a low-cost airline.

I’m a retired aircraft mechanic and I worked for two of the largest airlines in the U.S., one of which is no longer around. I could tell you some 100% true stories you wouldn’t even believe…

where’s Jackie Brown????

Could be worse. He could come on with a red-tipped cane and seeing-eye dog.

Much too casual for me, I’m outta here! =~\

As long as he wasn’t drinking with me in the lounge before the flight I don’t care if he flies the plane naked!

I hear that song…flying away again to Margaritaville.

This would concern me if the flight was going to Minneapolis.

Low cost airlines is a joke in itself!

Frontier airlines.

At least he’s got the hat.

Still better dressed than most passengers.

Oh, he’s not the pilot! He just stayed in a “Holiday Inn Express” last night!

Margaritaville Air. Don’t worry, you’ll get somewhere by 5 O’Clock

my, what a big airplane you have!

No door on the opening to the cockpit? Oh my!

Casual Fridays for pilots is an idea that will never fly.

This is your captain Jimmy Buffett speaking.