You’re a big liar, Bigfoot, you know you ate him.
…the ranger has no clue….
Call in the Mounties. They always get their….er….man.
The hardest part about being a shape-shifter is changing clothes in the wild.
Have you seen him? Not yeti.
Since when are their gorillas in the federal parks system?
Well you know we all look the same to a Bigfoot.
“These clothes? Nah. Picked them up at Walmart’s on sale.”
It’s the ranger ….just different clothes.
I think I’d bring him in for further questioning – just on a hunch!
That’s because he’s not watching what he eats.
You’ll notice the ranger is wearing blind person eye-ware.
No wonder Bigfoot is so elusive. He is a master of disguise.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
You’re a big liar, Bigfoot, you know you ate him.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
…the ranger has no clue….
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago
Call in the Mounties. They always get their….er….man.
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
The hardest part about being a shape-shifter is changing clothes in the wild.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Have you seen him? Not yeti.
formathe over 5 years ago
Since when are their gorillas in the federal parks system?
COL Crash over 5 years ago
Well you know we all look the same to a Bigfoot.
Diat60 over 5 years ago
“These clothes? Nah. Picked them up at Walmart’s on sale.”
hooglah over 5 years ago
It’s the ranger ….just different clothes.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
I think I’d bring him in for further questioning – just on a hunch!
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
That’s because he’s not watching what he eats.
ME HARPO over 5 years ago
You’ll notice the ranger is wearing blind person eye-ware.
TIMH over 5 years ago
No wonder Bigfoot is so elusive. He is a master of disguise.