Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 24, 2019

It’s a recording of an air guitar competition.

Have you noticed how some companies have a phone system with a bandwidth just good enough for voice, but their “hold” music sounds terrible? Big companies too, that should understand the image crappy phone lines creates.

People still use corded phones?

musaque?

I used to work in a call center for a telephone company. One day the hold music was accidentally tuned to an uncensored rap channel. The managers frantically told us not to put anyone on hold.

Imagine how he moves in an elevator.

The least he could do is put it on speaker phone.

@ptnjbrown. I guess the only thing you can do at that point is to put your hands in the air like you just don’t care. (I currently work in a call center, have taken my share of phone calls, now in a non call taking position.)

And why the hezz do we need hold music. Can’t we go with a minute of silence in our brain. It’s the cell phone disease.

Ours works when power goes out in Florida.

You know you are getting old when your favorite song is playing in the elevator or on a loop at the grocery store