Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 26, 2020

One of the earliest symptoms is a tie…

The only way to effectively kill it is to douse it with lighter fluid and burn it. Don’t bother taking it off.

I always though paisley looked like Paramecium.

I thought those were his hospital johnnies.

No need to socially distance yourself, everyone else will do it for you.

I dont even want to know about the underwear!

I’m having a flashback!

It s not a virus. It is a protozoan known as the Paramecium

Sorry, Brad…

i’ve heard it mutates and can turn into polka dots

Doc strongly recommends LSD (low sodium diet).

Some folks just can’t bear to get rid of their ’60’s wardrobe.

I prefer ’60s paisley: peaceful and loving, not deadly!

You’re wardrobe shaming him, and he thought those clothes were to die for.

I kind of like paisley, but as a pattern to doodle. I’d be pretty bummed if my wardrobe became entirely paisley-ified.

Oh no!… It’s a PANTdemic!!!