Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 20, 2020

Even when she moved to California and changed her name to Clo?

A common mistake. Actually it’s the cow that jumped over the moon. Just ask the little dog.

Are we even sure the cow did not BBQ herself?

Order the steak.

Cows are not horrible!

♫ One dark night when we were all in bed ….. ♫

That is today’s society. There is no forgiveness anymore. One mistake can haunt you for the rest of your life!

Horrible OLD cow.

It is funny how a meteor shower that set fires across the Midwest and Canada that night somehow winds up being blamed on a cow and a tipped lantern.

Didn’t she go into witless protection?

Eat more beef- “Chick Fil A “

That would be a very old cow!

Quit blaming the cow. That fire started a block away.

wherever that cow went it felt burning shame…

…but but it was an accident….why won’t anyone believe me?

Mayor Bettlejuice is burning Chicago down!

That was in the olden days.. they got a PR firm to make Muslims the villains and when that got old moved to blaming the Democrats.. Darn cows!

It’s got to be a little disconcerting any time there’s an arsonist in the house.

I’m pretty sure it was some udder cow.