Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 01, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  about 3 years ago

    “Cursed” for life.

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    Zykoic  about 3 years ago

    Once asked my high school latin teacher to tell me the very best latin curse. He was a priest so the best I got was, “Cum vim Hercules!”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Pretty sure the first words were what would now be considered foul language.

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    Cursing and swearing may make you feel better (in the moment) – but may also injure those who have to hear it (in that same moment).

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    Justanolddude Premium Member about 3 years ago

    There is no doubt which came first, the curse word or the mechanic. Mechanics are born swearing. In fact they teach truckers and sailors how to curse.

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    Pickled Pete  about 3 years ago

    If I’d a been there I could have made some suggestions.

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    Kaputnik  about 3 years ago

    Inarticulate screaming works perfectly well.

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    Diat60  about 3 years ago

    And the first swear word will probably mention an activity they love. Never understood that.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 3 years ago

    “Son of a monkey!” is an original.

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    Yakety Sax  about 3 years ago

    “Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”

    “When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” —Mark Twain

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Someone, somewhere decided that certain words were curse words. And, as soon as they were invented, of course, people started saying them for shock value. Human nature.

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    John9  about 3 years ago

    I would think that would be the moment that they were invented and then modified as language changed.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 3 years ago

    He looks like a monkey’s uncle.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    I know some who swear like a drunken sailor….

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    Well, you have a name for them, that’s a start.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Not until someone invents cable tv.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 3 years ago

    Sometimes when frustrated, I’ve said nonsense sounds or typed random letters.

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    Lady loves a joke  about 3 years ago

    That’s why you stick your thumb in your mouth, after you smash it – to keep from swearing:‑X

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