Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 25, 2022

The song is too “truncated” for him.

And you definitely can’t ignore him

But dig the overtones.

Some days that’s what playing my trombone feels like.

“He’s awful. Let’s stop ignoring the elephant in the room.”

The only other note he knows comes out the other end…

Imagine, how close it was that “tweet” was “bweeeet” instead…

He can also do percussion.

Know what an elephant and a tavern have in common ? When an elephant passes gas it’s “BARROOM!!!”

He’s never afraid to toot his own horn.

You should talk to him about it.

Nobody wants to talk about…..

maybe he’s playing Neil Young’s lead from “Down by the River”………..

So – somebody actually did talk about the elephant in the room…

Get rid of the trumpet player and save some money. The elephant will work for peanuts.

Who’s he talking to? The trumpet player or the elephant?

A one trick phony.

Says the guy with the bendy sex whistle

Poor Johnny.

Put him in a polka band, he will fit right in!

Odd, the elephant sounds I’ve heard don’t stay on one note.

Maybe he needs a tune-up.