Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 05, 2022

The Wizard of “Schnoz”.

Side show act

Oh great. More medical soap drama.

HHH-EEE-RRR-EEE’’’SSS JOHNNY!!!!

It’s not what the curtain was originally for.

I’ve often thought life would be better with walk up music.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain …..

“…the surgeon who’s a cut above…”

To use the curtain properly, you need to choose. Do you want to keep the disease you have or… you can get the condition behind curtain one, or curtain two?

I came in here for an argument.

Oh, sorry, this is abuse.

Some doctors act this way unfortunately.

His medical material tops the charts.

This is why some think they’re man’s gift to medicine!

And how do you know? Did you put up the curtain?

Isn’t “without further ado” generally the last thing said in an introduction? Seems like considerably more ado after she says that.

Why stop her? She was really on a roll there!

AW! I feel good….I knew that I would now…dat . da…doo

Let’s just you’re able to make a curtain call after he’s done.

Welcome to Celebrity Surgery !