Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 20, 2022

Take the “Hellivator” instead.

You’re just another Karen with that thing

I remember when they were all the rage with men!!!

…And so it ends. He Died laughing.

MORT Is not know for His sense of humor.

All he needs now is a man bun.

It’s a European-Carry-All !

He likely won’t be laughing anymore as soon as he’s in the man-purse.

I knew her. Helena Handbasket.

A friend of mine from Canada had one of those man purses . I could keep from laughing and I kept up telling him “ don’t forget your purse.”

You could use a lab or standard poodle as your purse dog.

No hair so at least Death isn’t sporting a man-bun.

I want to go by bucket. They say it’s a hεll of a ride.

Better than going in a fanny pack.

It just goes to show… no one can pull-off the, man-purse (or “merse”).

The scythe will be handy to help fit him inside for the journey.

Might as well laugh now. If we assume the Hell he’s going to is the standard issue one of fire and brimstone and eternal torture, as portrayed in funny cartoons and religious mythology, he won’t have much to laugh at later.

Laughing at the Grim Reaper, would seem to be a way to hasten the ending…